GOLDY’S TINDER DM’S HACKED

By Hannah Olund 

P J.F. Leck:

PJ: Hey cutie, wanna go on a date?

PJ: We can go camping and canoeing. 

PJ: I’d row your boat. 

Goldy: Let’s meet up and Fleck 

Bucky:

Bucky: Hey ;)

Goldy: Lol

Goldy: I blocked you for a reason. 

     **Goldy has blocked Bucky**

Cy (Iowa State Mascot):

Cy: Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber 

Goldy: I'm not good at cooking, so let's go out sometime! 

Cy: Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple. 

Goldy: I want you more than some Häagen-Dazs on a hot summer day.

Cy: You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly. 

A squirrel:

A squirrel: Hey I’m planning on trashing this Dinky townhouse next Saturday wanna come? 

Goldy: Lol

A squirrel: So you in?

Goldy: ...

Goldy: Sure, let’s do it.